Manure Magician Gifts

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Team Leader

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Culinary surgery.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Lazy plumber.

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

The stuff of Legend.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

Pottery

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Will work for manure.

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

Cow Pat Planning

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.

'Apparently, our meetings do meet the legal definition of torture.'

'Oh gross, manure.'

"Didn't you want to plant a tree with our grandchild?"

"We met our target of 25% improvement, but that still makes us 100% dead in the water."

Organic Beans

Start a miracle

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

Caution: Big Ego Area

Fan on Manure

Maid disposes of dirt from vacuum under the rug.