Manure Maverick Gifts

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Ski kicker.

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

The stuff of Legend.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Will work for manure.

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Expectations vs. Bitterness

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

'Oh gross, manure.'

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

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Swiss Skier

'I wonder where he gets his ideas from?'