Manure Marvel Gifts

Will work for manure.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Lazy plumber.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

The stuff of Legend.

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'People soup again?'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Cow Pat Planning

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

What's in the milk today?

'You kids go and play in the mud while we have a cup of tea...'

'Shape up. Here comes the boss!'

Audio books are great way to while away the time...

'Oh gross, manure.'

Dairy Products "It must be that genetically modified stuff"

"I found your foot soak, but I can't find my quick-dry cement."

Fan on Manure

'It's cool that you found a hobby, but I have to say that bag is really freaking' me out.'

'I've got a dripping tap and a tapping drip.'

Floyd, a pioneer in genetic engineering, often spent lunchtimes with Melissa on his spiral-cut ham farm.

'The milkman left 28 pints. He's off on a month's holiday.'