Manure Humorist Gifts

'Oh gross, manure.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Hoodie Hang-out

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

This is where Brent council sends you

The stuff of Legend.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

An snail shell with a chimney

Global Warming.

Breaking down cardboard

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"Hey! Get a womb."

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."