Mythical Manure Enthusiast Gifts

The stuff of Legend.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"I always knew you'd come back."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

The Pooperrazzi

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Will work for manure.

Cow Pat Planning

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Phoenix

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

Catch of the day

Teacher's Lounge

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

'Why do I always get un-friended? I'm a nice troll.'

'You would have to go back after your umbrella'

'Next...Our guest expert claims stocks tend to rise due to gravitational forces of a full moon...'

He was never picked last because everyone always wanted Father Time on their side.