Mythical Manure Enthusiast Prints

The stuff of Legend.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"I always knew you'd come back."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

The Pooperrazzi

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

Will work for manure.

Cow Pat Planning

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Phoenix

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Teacher's Lounge

Catch of the day

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

'Why do I always get un-friended? I'm a nice troll.'

He was never picked last because everyone always wanted Father Time on their side.

'You would have to go back after your umbrella'