Manure Artist Prints

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

Horti-Culture

Use your imagination.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Digging.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

The stuff of Legend.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Tractor Art

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Hedge Car

Will work for manure.

Cow Pat Planning

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

'Michelangelo!'

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

Scarecrow Painting

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

"Fall makes him sad."

Milk production

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

'Hello, is that Gardeners' Question Time?'

'Whoa, nice corn rows this year Hank.'