Mythical Land Enthusiast Prints

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Phoenix

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

Catch of the day

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

Astral Projecting Babushkas

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'