Mythical Land Enthusiast Prints

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I always knew you'd come back."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

At the end of the rainbow

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Phoenix

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

Astral Projecting Babushkas

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

"I really got burned by my last advisor. He told me NOT to quit my day job..."

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

Catch of the day

'It's a heart attack!'

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'