Mud Pie Master T-Shirts

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'It's an acquired taste.'

"I like my food without artificial ingredients."

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

Glastonbury. After.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

The Brothers Grime

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Husband bakes a pie

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

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Secret Family Recipes

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It needs more dirt.'

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'Shakin' bacon.'

Pie

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

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