Mudpie Chef T-Shirts

'Here, I made you a mudpie with a file in it.'

Glastonbury. After.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Drinks all round!!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Dog Food

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

'It needs more dirt.'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

Just say no.

'It's an acquired taste.'

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

"Yes I do have to track mud into the house... It's kinda my job!"

"The vet said if he's not eating I should warm up his dog food a little.'

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

Baldo eats mud cookies Gracie has made for Christmas.

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

'Wipe all your feet!'

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'