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'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Glastonbury. After.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Pottery

'It needs more dirt.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Pete Bog

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Potter

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'It's an acquired taste.'

'Look, Simpson, I don't care if due legal process hasn't been exhausted, your card still says 'Go directly to jail''

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."