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'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Pottery

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It needs more dirt.'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Potter

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'It's an acquired taste.'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'Look, Simpson, I don't care if due legal process hasn't been exhausted, your card still says 'Go directly to jail''

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."