Mud Pie Artist T-Shirts

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Glastonbury. After.

Playing pig

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Pottery

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

'It needs more dirt.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Pete Bog

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Potter

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

'Moon'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

'It's an acquired taste.'

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."

Moon Pies

Baldo eats mud cookies Gracie has made for Christmas.

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'