Mud Pie Artist Pillows

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Glastonbury. After.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Pottery

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

'It needs more dirt.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Potter

'Moon'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'It's an acquired taste.'

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

Moon Pies

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."

Baldo eats mud cookies Gracie has made for Christmas.

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

'An oil spill in the YARD?'