Mud Pies Pillows

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Glastonbury. After.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Wedding Wellies

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'It needs more dirt.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'Shakin' bacon.'

Pete Bog

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

'It's an acquired taste.'

"Does anyone have a little corner left for a mince pie?"

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'