Mud Pies Mugs

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Glastonbury. After.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Wedding Wellies

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

'It needs more dirt.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Pete Bog

'Shakin' bacon.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"Does anyone have a little corner left for a mince pie?"

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'It's an acquired taste.'

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."