Mud Pie Enthusiast Mugs

Baldo eats mud cookies Gracie has made for Christmas.

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'It needs more dirt.'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Pete Bog

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'