Mud Pie Enthusiast T-Shirts

Baldo eats mud cookies Gracie has made for Christmas.

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Playing pig

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'It needs more dirt.'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'