Mud Pie Chefs Pillows

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

Glastonbury. After.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

Wedding Wellies

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'It needs more dirt.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'Shakin' bacon.'

Pete Bog

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Potter

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'It's an acquired taste.'

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

"Does anyone have a little corner left for a mince pie?"

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

Baldo eats mud cookies Gracie has made for Christmas.

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."

Oh, that's definitely out!

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"