Mud Pie Master Pillows

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'It's an acquired taste.'

"I like my food without artificial ingredients."

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

Glastonbury. After.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

The Brothers Grime

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Husband bakes a pie

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Pottery

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Secret Family Recipes

'It needs more dirt.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Pie

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

'Shakin' bacon.'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Pete Bog

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Potter