Mud Master Pillows

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

Glastonbury. After.

The Brothers Grime

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Keen gardener.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Pottery

"I've been interfacing with mud."

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

Bungee sodbustin'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."