Mudpie Aficionado Pillows

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Love a Mutt

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"It's not easy being green…"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

The Pooperrazzi

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Bungee sodbustin'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."