Mudpie Aficionado Pillows

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Love a Mutt

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

The Pooperrazzi

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"It's not easy being green…"

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Bungee sodbustin'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."