Mudpuddle Enthusiast Pillows

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Frog in the puddles.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Secret Family Recipes

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Bungee sodbustin'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'