Mudpuddle Enthusiast Pillows

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Frog in the puddles.

Playing pig

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Secret Family Recipes

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."