Dumpling Enthusiast Pillows

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Drummer

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"Skate or die."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Duel in a wheelchair.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

I Heart Juggling

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Doughnut Criminals

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"I think we're losing 'em."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

Secret Family Recipes

balanced life

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"Pistols at dawn?"