Dumpling Enthusiast Gifts

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Skate or die."

Juggler and Illusionist

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Duel in a wheelchair.

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

I Heart Juggling

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

Doughnut Criminals

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I think we're losing 'em."

Secret Family Recipes

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

balanced life

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station