Dumpling Devotee Gifts

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Secret Family Recipes

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

I love my Timpani

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Baking

Panettone

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Doughnut Making

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I love Basketball.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"Labradoodle"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"How are we on bread?"

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

I bake my own bread.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"You complete me."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."