Dumpling Devotee Gifts

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Secret Family Recipes

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

I love my Timpani

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Panettone

Baking

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Doughnut Making

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

I love Basketball.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Labradoodle"

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

How hit songs get their names

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"You complete me."