Noodle Devotee Gifts

Yomp's Fish Shak: Special Today - Noodles and Sauce with Cod.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Italia tours

Baking

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Dog Day Afternoon

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"How are we on bread?"

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

I bake my own bread.

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"You complete me."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

Dog Chow Mein

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Year of the Rat

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.