Noodle Connoisseur Gifts

When they told us to have a varied diet I don't think they just meant all 36 varieties of 'Pot Noodle'.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Trail mix?"

Italia tours

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Regular service or affected?"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Future Wrestler

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Year of the Rat

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Dog Chow Mein

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"No thanks. I had a cracker in April."

Joe Hundredaire

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Chick in noodle soup.

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

Soup

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"We're out of empanadas!"