Noodle Connoisseur Prints

When they told us to have a varied diet I don't think they just meant all 36 varieties of 'Pot Noodle'.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Trail mix?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Italia tours

"Regular service or affected?"

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Future Wrestler

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Year of the Rat

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Dog Chow Mein

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"No thanks. I had a cracker in April."

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"We're out of empanadas!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Soup

Joe Hundredaire

Chick in noodle soup.

Noodle exchange program.