Noodle Fanatic Prints

'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Italia tours

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Dog Chow Mein

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

Year of the Rat

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Soup

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

Wild Bears Roam Population Centers In Search Of Food.

Chick in noodle soup.

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Noodle exchange program.