Noodle Lover Gifts

'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! '

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

"Are those noodles?"

'I'll have what he's having.'

Soup

Year of the Rat

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Italia tours

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'