Noodle Enthusiast Gifts

Chinese business cuisine.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

'Sorry about that, sir.'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'As you know from the results of our first survey, 87% said, 'add more noodles'. Now, this is our second survey, to determine how many noodles.'

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"No, that one's my pasta machine."

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

Chicken and noodles.

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

Chick in noodle soup.

China in Space.

Sesame Noodles

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Dog Chow Mein

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Italia tours

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Dog Day Afternoon

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Year of the Rat

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

Doughnut Criminals