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Obama Snack...

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Soup of the month.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Italia tours

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Pope tarts.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Dog Day Afternoon

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

Table Of The Elephants

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Boy defends his last fry.

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

Year of the Rat

Dog Chow Mein

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

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