Needlework Noodle Lover Gifts

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncture clinic

octopus knitting a jumper...

Year of the Rat

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Dog Chow Mein

Soup

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Chick in noodle soup.

Noodle exchange program.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

All I can say is, thank goodness for nametags. Penne. Bowtie. Ziti. Fettuccini. Rotini. Campanelle.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Chicken and noodles.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'I'll have what he's having.'

Chinese business cuisine.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

"How may I hurt you?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Bless this horse