Needlework Noodle Lover Pillows

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Acupuncture clinic

Dog Chow Mein

Year of the Rat

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Chick in noodle soup.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Soup

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Noodle exchange program.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'I'll have what he's having.'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Chicken and noodles.

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Chinese business cuisine.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

China in Space.