Noodle Aficionado Mugs

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Soup of the month.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Italia tours

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Dog Day Afternoon

Table Of The Elephants

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Dog Chow Mein

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Year of the Rat

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."