Quirky Noodle Lover Mugs

Noodle exchange program.

Italia tours

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Tzatzikicicle

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Year of the Rat

Dog Chow Mein

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Fast Food Restaurant

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Soup

Chick in noodle soup.

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

All I can say is, thank goodness for nametags. Penne. Bowtie. Ziti. Fettuccini. Rotini. Campanelle.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

'I'll have what he's having.'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

Chicken and noodles.

Chinese business cuisine.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.