Quirky Noodle Lover T-Shirts

Noodle exchange program.

Italia tours

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Year of the Rat

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Fast Food Restaurant

Dog Chow Mein

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Soup

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Chick in noodle soup.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

Chicken and noodles.

'I'll have what he's having.'

Chinese business cuisine.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

China in Space.