Noodle Style Nerd T-Shirts

All I can say is, thank goodness for nametags. Penne. Bowtie. Ziti. Fettuccini. Rotini. Campanelle.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Italia tours

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Year of the Rat

Dog Chow Mein

Soup

Chick in noodle soup.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Noodle exchange program.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Chicken and noodles.

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'I'll have what he's having.'

Chinese business cuisine.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

Obama Snack...

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

China in Space.

'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! '

Sesame Noodles

"Shot between the eyes, but just before he died he spelled out the name of the killer with his soup."

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

Yeth, hello noodle factory?

Tagliatelle

'Sorry about that, sir.'

"I saw a dog food commercial that asked, 'Do you feed your dog like feed your family?", and it got me thinking. . ."

"Are those noodles?"