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'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! '

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

"Are those noodles?"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'I'll have what he's having.'

Soup

Year of the Rat

Bowled over again!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We're odd looking but just as good."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Love is when you watch television together.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Italia tours

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'