Noodle Devotee T-Shirts

Yomp's Fish Shak: Special Today - Noodles and Sauce with Cod.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

Italia tours

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Baking

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Dog Day Afternoon

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You complete me."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

Dog Chow Mein

Year of the Rat

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson