Puddle Enthusiast Gifts

'Typical!'

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

I invited him to join me for a couple of laps and he drank half the pool.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Frog in the puddles.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

His Her Cakes

Nervous Oral Testing

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

A rainbow umbrella

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."