Puddle Enthusiast Mugs

'Typical!'

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

I invited him to join me for a couple of laps and he drank half the pool.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Frog in the puddles.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

His Her Cakes

Nervous Oral Testing

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

A rainbow umbrella

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."