Pudding Aficionado Gifts

Happy Christmas Pudding and Dog

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

'More custard please.'

At the end of a meal, Maude always has a dessert wine. Maude says: 'Oh Please can I have the chocolate pud! Pleeeeeaaase!'

Zombie Chocolate Pudding.

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Making Christmas Pudding.

Banana Split

"I'd like seconds!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

His Her Cakes

Cake Free Zone

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"Just a drop."