Pudding Fanatic Gifts

"I never have a starter. That way I have room for 3 puddings!"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Cake Free Zone

His Her Cakes

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"I'll have dessert first."

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Just a drop."

Dessert

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Making Christmas Pudding.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Self Raising Flour

Bake-a-thon.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"