Pudding Lover Gifts

Little boy crying because has is too full for plum pudding

'Mum, that man smells like trifle.'

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

Prosecco and Pudding

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"Don't move. I think the dessert cart saw us."

Dessert

"Mom, do we have any more whipped cream?"

Dessert Storm Veteran

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Aunt Clara! Buddie's ant farm is raiding the banana pudding!'

'Pssst! Can I have his pudding?'

His Her Cakes

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

"This won't hurt your diet, mom. It's a carrot cake."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Cake Free Zone

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Shelter Cat Nap

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Hockey Season.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."