Pudding Aficionados Gifts

Figgy warning.

"I'm about to achieve one of the great passions of my life: dessert."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

His Her Cakes

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Cake Free Zone

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

Dessert

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Bake-a-thon.

"Just a drop."

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

Making Christmas Pudding.

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"