Puddle Players Gifts

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Frog in the puddles.

Nervous Oral Testing

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

His Her Cakes

Cycling with a harp case

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

A rainbow umbrella

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Dessert

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

Making Christmas Pudding.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Bake-a-thon.

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Banana Split

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!