Puddle Philosopher Gifts

Man at telescope stares at reflection of moon in a puddle.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Frog in the puddles.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Nervous Oral Testing

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

A rainbow umbrella

Ham-Dram

Teach Love

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

Wipe Your Feet

Puddle Jumper

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

Life isn't just black and white.

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

Books for dogs dealing with life issues.

Rain.

You read the instructions upside down.

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

"Accursed global warming!"

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'