Philosophy Paddlers Gifts

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Floating Dragon

Canoeing Incorrectly

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"First time paddleboarding?"

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Canoes

'Catching flying fish!'

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Divers Lap Pool

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"