
"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."
Looking for a unique gift for the philosophy paddler in your life? Explore our collection of products that combine a love for kayaking, canoeing, and floating with a touch of intellectual humor. Whether they’re navigating lakes or pondering life's Big Questions, our thoughtfully designed items add a fun and reflective twist to their journey. Perfect for those who enjoy both the serenity of water and the intricacies of philosophy, these gifts are ideal for their next adventure—both on and off the water.
"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."
Bitchbark Canoe
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
"It's Zeus' latest obsession."
A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.
canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.
'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'
'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'
Canadian Canoe.
'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'
Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.
"Norman's really into wild paddling."
'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'
'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'
"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."
Floating Dragon
Canoeing Incorrectly
'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'
'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'
The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'
'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'
"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."
'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'
Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading
Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.
Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra
"First time paddleboarding?"
Canoes
Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days
'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'
Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1
'Catching flying fish!'
Canoeing on a Dried River Bed
You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.
Divers Lap Pool
Explore our mugs collection for philosophy paddlers and find a witty or thoughtful gift that sparks conversations over morning coffee.
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Check out our t-shirts for philosophy paddlers, combining water-loving designs with clever quotes perfect for casual outings or introspective days.