Prehistoric Paddler Gifts

Floating Dragon

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Cave painting by numbers

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Research and development."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

The Invention of the Tea Light

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.